Sienna breaks up another marriage

We credit Sienna Miller as a good actress but in real life the words fail us to describe her. While she tried to play the 'poor me' card during the recent promotion of her latest movie in UK after break up with Rhys Ifans, she was secretly seeing Balthazar Getty, the father of four, in LA. Who can blame Matthew Rhys being amused by the rumours that he broke Sienna's relationship with Ifans. Matthew himself was dating Sienna for a short time last year but then she went off to Ibiza and by the time she came back to US she was in love with Ifans. It turns out that Matthew introduced Sienna to his co-star from Brothers and Sisters Getty. After the affair came to light, Getty's wife and children left to Italy. Looks like Sienna has a soft spot for married fathers of four. What happened to that free spirit then?

Glasto loses fashion sense

Even though the sun was shining most of the time on this year's Glastonbury the VIP guests still looked shambles in their outfits and instead of going for fashion credentials they opted for comfy baggy clothes. Just check out Beyonce and Kate Moss who both tried to hide behind their men most of the time. No wonder with those awfully unimaginative outfits. Come on, ladies, even the revellers who didn't stay in swanky caravans like yourselves could do better. Mark Ronson at least donned a very stylish (not) hat.

Glastonbury kicks off

Glastonbury festival is officially on. The punters and stars descended on the site in Somerset for blazing weekend. The whole Allen clan is there among usual suspects- Pixie Geldof with Kelly Osborne, Alexa Chung with her Alex from Arctic Monkeys and even Rhys Ifans was spotted puffing on his zillionth cigarette a day. His mate Kate Moss will be down shortly supporting her Kills' boyfriend Jamie who demanded 30 extra soft toilet rolls for her. Does she have a sore bum? No, we really don't want to know......

Sweet

Did Keanu Reeves finally found the love of his life? His relationship with China Chow is getting stronger every day. He deserves bit of happiness but what is it with his swimwear? Is it just us or is he actually swimming in his trousers?

Marrige gibberish as Enrique spills the beans

Enrique Iglesias said that he and his long term love Anna Kurnikova are history and then he started to go on that they used to be married a year ago but no more... We are puzzled like anyone else but to be honest we wouldn't be surprised if they were once married. They were together for a few years and Enrique surely looked like a good marriage material for young Russian but with his career going nowhere recently we are not surprised she ditched him for someone else.

Guy leaves old life behind

Guy Ritchie is severing his ties with Madonna clique ahead of their divorce by quitting Kabbalah. He was a poster boy for a movement and his name and pictures were used in their press materials but he was never really sure about the religion. They are still keeping united front for the public but it's only question of time before they start divorce proceedings.

Elton's annual party

Another White Tiara ball was hosted by Elton John. He really knows how to throw a party. His old frinds Elle Mac Pherson, Elizabeth Hurley, Eva Herzigova etc. had a hard work to overshadow one another but they did a good job but Aggy Deyn stole the show when she showed up with her new man Albert Hammond jr. She just signed up to be a new face of Shiseido so they had a lot to celebrate.

Cherie rocks

We told you how Cherie Blair became glued to Marc Jacobs two days ago at Serpentine Gallery evening and it looks like she really likes to rub shoulders with rich and famous. Look at the action she got at Nelson Mandela's dinner. She even overshadowed the celebrated guest of honour. Cherie got into mood swooning and kissing the likes of Uma Thurman, Bill Clinton and Bob Geldof. We are really looking forward seeing pictures from her next Birthday party. Wonder if any of those NBF will show up.

Jake and Reese settle in Notiing Hill

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon rent a house at Notting Hill in London according to international press. Jake is in town for 4 months to film Prince of Persia: The sands of time so he decided instead of crashing in the hotel he will be better off living in his own house so his girlfriend can visit and stay with her children without media intrusion. Jake had been in London few years ago doing play in West End while Reese made a movie Vanity Fair and later Penelope so they both know the UK capital well and if paparazzi leave them alone they might even consider moving here for good.

Mommy's dearest

We know that Kate Moss is losing contracts and quite a few admirers lately but forcing your own child to wear I Love Kate Moss T-shirt takes it quite too far. Couldn't you find any other fans today Kate?

Kiddie therapy

Denise Richards went on record to say that her children with Charlie Sheen are in therapy to deal with their issues. With parents like that we are not surprised. We say that any mother using her kids to gain publicity needs profesional help more than they do.

Too fat? Sod you.

Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova was snubbed by fashion community in Sao Paolo last night for being too fat. Brazilians couldn't take her womanly body in. The model who makes millions for Victoria's Secret was showing bit of wobly bits but that's normal for any normal woman. Isn't it time we see some real bodies on catwalk? On one hand everyone screams for anorexic models on shows and the moment they see real deal they scream again. We say, good on Karolina to show what the real person look like.

Mandela shuns Naomi

Disgraced supermodel Naomi Campbell was hit by the biggest blow. Her so called 'grandfather' Nelson Mandela requested that she WON'T be present at his Birthday celebration in London tomorrow. Naomi was always proud of her connection with Mr Mandela but her recent behaviour at the airport and lashing out at photographers at any opportunity forced him to erase her name from the attendee list. It was about time someone took a stand and said enough is enough. The community work doesn't seem to work so perhaps this latest snub will make Naomi realise what a mess she is in.

Colin in love

Colin Farrell is reportedly dating UK novelist Emma Forrest. He goes for brunettes right? At least Emma knows how to rub shoulders with famous (check her picture with Minnie Driver and Rose McGowan) and she makes enough from her writing that Colin doesn't need to worry about Clooney/Larson scenario. They are planning to move together to LA so Colin can stay close to his son. It was about time he found some serious love. Good for you Colin, hopefully Emma is a good cook as you could do with few more pounds at the moment (check our previous post)

New best friends

Cherie Blair made a move on Marc Jacobs last night at Serpentine Gallery party in London. The wife of former PM Tony Blair is looking for some new funky supply of clothes as she recently admitted in her biography that all she could ever wear as the wife of British PM were clothes from British designers. Well, if she chose Alexander McQueen or John Galliano over Ben de Lisi or Betty Jackson she could have been better off years ago. We can't wait to see Cherie dropping out of Jacob's bags in new campaign soon.

Colin, have a decent meal!

We understand that Colin Farrell lost weight for his new movie Triage but with the movie now finished we hope he will beef up a bit. With the body like that he will be scaring children on the beaches this summer.

Time for help

Distraught Heather Locklear finally checked herself to private clinic to treat her depression. She had very hard year and with ex being Ritchie Sambora we are not surprised she needs extra help from professionals. Let's hope Jack Warren her new boyfriend is more understanding.

Hot love

Lucky Cameron Diaz seems to be sorted for this summer. Her relationship with Paul Sculfor is getting stronger every day. Lucky girl, bet she saw Paul's latest ad for Next.

Alcohol is where it is

If the rumours are true and Madonna will divorce Guy Ritchie it is only wise that Guy is going into business on his own. He will make his own whisky which we guess he knows about a lot. Also in the business is Johnny Depp who makes his own wine from his vineyard in South of France. He is so keen on his own produce that he flew 10 cases of it to his film location in Illinois so he can treat himself and everyone else on the set. We are not surprised that the filming goes swimmingly....

Words fail us

'I'm not like Kate Moss' Agyness Deyn is dating another rock star. After ditching Josh from The Paddingtons and moove to New York Aggy is happy to be on arm of Albert Hammond jr., The Strokes guitarist. With her busy life we trust she will move on to another rocker soon. The rumours persist that she will have a cameo in Dr Who series, we hope it is true and Daleks will exterminate her.

Fundraiser or Hellraiser?

What a night. Stars came from all over the place to raise some money for charity but we think they just used it to show off. The annual karaoke night was held in Ronnie Scott's jazz cafe in Soho and it made for some strange pairing. We can understand why Gwyneth Paltrow chose to sing Killing Me Softly when Bruce Forsyth decided to join her and we are sure Lily Cole couldn't believe her luck when she dueted with Bryan Ferry but wasn't Davinia Taylor supposed to look after still hurting Rhys Ifans? Perhaps she downed too many so Rhys used the excuse and dashed out of the venue into the night trying to smash the waiting photographers. If you want to keep out of paparazzi lens Rhys maybe you should go home to Wales for much needed break instead of dodging paps in London.

Dames show the plebs how it's done

It's ladies day at Royal Ascot so it is a field day for horrors of milliner industry on show. But where would you be without Dames? Helen Mirren and cool Judi Dench show everyone how it should be done to look classy but still have fun with your fashion.

Baby girl for Jamie Lynn

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her daughter Maddie Brian today by caesarean. Her big sister Britney flew home to Kentwood in Louisiana yesterday to be there on hand. Bet she has lots of useful tips when it comes to children care.

Another stinker in making?

There's a one news we didn't expect at all. Ridley Scott directing new version of Robin Hood. What? Why? How? We are puzzled but wish him good luck. Since Sienna Miller was confirmed as Lady Marianne and Russell Crowe as Sheriff of Nottingham we are taking bets on who will play Robin. Is Paul Bettany free for a few months shooting?

Hot UK premieres

Seems like monochrome is still big this summer as Charlize Theron steps out in her LBD number in London to promote her latest blockbuster Hancock while Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley made a lovely black and white combo at the premiere of their movie The Edge of Love in Edinburgh.

Italy rules

What is it with Italy this year? It seems everyone who wants to check their new love interests go to Italy this summer. Just look at Keanu Reeves who ended up in San Remo with British actress China Chow. While his PR mentain schtum about the pair some locals claimed that the pair shared some romantic moments. Just watch out for George Clooney who is surveilling the area for his hot new squeeze. Bachelorettes, form the orderly queue now.

Ryan moves up

Ryan Phillippe splashed out on new massive house in Hollywood. Ryan doesn't need to care about credit crunch as he bought a new house for cool 3,5 million. Or maybe he thinks it's better to invest in something solid than loose the money at stock market. Cool move Ryan.